Ignored Messages
a service by Pina Brutal and Benedita Blattman
Take action - be in charge!
Are your messages ignored by someone, are you kept in limbo and ghosted – and you just feel frustrated and out of control? Take matters into your own hands and decide for yourself when and how you want to be ignored!
Be ignored by someone cool
Don’t just be ignored by some random person. You deserve supreme, top-shelf ignoring, and you know it! Our service lets you choose whether you want to be ignored by kick-ass queer feminist artist and filmmaker Pina Brutal or by the beloved, cool and big-hearted community manager Benedita – or just get our exclusive bundle and be ignored by both at the same time!
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Exchange at most one or two non-committal messages with Pina or Benedita and then write as many messages to them as you want for a week. You will not get any response, or at best be fobbed off with short, meaningless responses.
Pina
Pina is a fierce artist and tarot reader. Known for her fearless, painful but entertaining pieces and at the same time for her wise and sensitive tarot readings – so much cooler than the boring people you can be ignored by for free!
Benedita
Benedita is the much-loved, sociable and open-hearted community manager at a hip and sustainable coworking space in Berlin. She is approachable, fast, skilled and supportive – but exclusively for you she will be elusive and indifferent!
Details
How does it work?
If you would like to make use of this service, sign up through our form. After you have paid for the service (you can pay by Paypal or by parking lot handover) we will send you Pina’s and/or Benedita’s number. You can introduce yourself to them briefly and they may or may not send you a reply or two. After that you can send as many messages as you want. If you don’t book an extension of the service after 7 days, Pina and Benedita will stop ignoring you and block your number instead.
Prices
Being ignored by Pina or by Benedita for 7 days costs 50 €.
Our double ignoring bundle, where you are ignored by both for 7 days, costs only 90 €.
Start being ignored!
Sign up, get the payment details and then Pina’s/Beneditas phone number.